By Hallie Cantor
Scientists at the Institute of Let's Just, Like, Lie Here On the Grass for a While, Okay? have conclusively demonstrated that the cloud right over there looks sort of like a really angry dragon.
This finding represents the most seminal research from the Institute, which was founded by Chief Formation Analyst Tony Hodge '11.
By Jamie Brew
In Monday's email to the Brown community, President Ruth Simmons announced the finalization of controversial plans to remove the central toilet stall from dozens of Brown's three-stall bathrooms, with the stated aim of improving campus efficiency.
The decision came after a nine-person investigative council, headed by bathroom economic theorist Allister Munroe, concluded that having three stalls was "not significantly more effective than just two.
