By Adam Weinrib
The new incarnation of Faunce House is finished and finally open for business. However, there is one major change; the building once inhabited almost exclusively by Brown's hipster population has now taken on the theme of a construction site.
"Yeah, we decided to go with a theme change after we noticed how popular those hotels with 'themed rooms' have become," said foreman and noted construction expert Larry Hazelman.
By Matthew Klebanoff
When asked to share an "interesting fact" about themselves during their unit's orientation meeting last September, most residents of Unit 15 provided the same old run-of-the-mill responses. Many announced that they were double-jointed, had broken bones in the past, or had moved to different countries several times throughout their childhood.
By Alex Hare
Cojones was the word at Jo's last Saturday night when an intoxicated student aggressively disrobed in the middle of the grill line, shocking some and arousing others.
The peeler was Marc Baldwin '11, who made haste to explain himself after being found passed out in a bush the following morning.
