Opinion Articles
By A.J. Warren
Point: Are you really asking for this pen back?
It's a typical day in class when suddenly my laptop battery dies. I can't Facebook, G-Chat, or Image Search disturbing things that traumatize the people sittting behind me. Time to bring it back to the 5th grade and resort to some good ol' fashioned doodling.
By Gregory Berman
Hey you! Yeah you! Do you think just because I can't move means I can't hear what you're saying? Well guess again buddy. I'm sick and tired of sitting here while you ridicule and belittle me like I some cheap piece of garbage-Samsung mobile charging stations have feelings too! I guess you think it makes you feel big or something to put others down, especially when you haven't even tried to get to know them.
By Andrew Newton
Whether it be one of those apple-chinned Mexicans or a big knuckled black person, I hate all those who aren't adorned with pure white skin such as mine. However, it isn't as simple as this anymore. No longer do we live in a black and white and brown, and, well, okay, yellow world.
By Zach Bornstein
Do you know any Babies who speak English? Probably not. And even if you do, it probably has an almost incomprehensible accent.
Within 20 years babies will have more jobs then Americans. No Baby I know can do a task like a good full-fledged, law-abiding Adult.
By Steven Ellis
I've seen you, EMS'd kid. Sweatshirt and pajamas in the Ratty, take-out box full of eggs and tabasco, Sigg bottle full of Powerade. Swaggering around like you're the most exciting thing to happen to alcoholics since pocket-sized breathalizers.
Yeah, I've seen you, EMS'd kid.
By Jamie Brew
The following summary includes all major incidents reported to the Department of Public Safety between February 9 and February 23. It does not include general service and alarm calls. The Providence Police Department also responds to incidents occurring off campus.
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