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Bitter Cold Turns Walk of Shame Into High Speed Sprint of Shame

By Lauren Moser

Providence resident Sahil Modi was no stranger to the walk of shame. As a self-proclaimed people-watcher and a court-proclaimed stalker, he had seen it all before. Until now. The reason? A high-speed sprint of shame. It was reported that on Feb 15th, at approximately 9:32 A.

Sports Reporter Running out of Synonyms for "Win"

By Hallie Cantor

Brown Daily Herald Sports writer Anand Meyer '12 used his last known synonym for "win" in last month's coverage of the women's basketball team's recent "thwacking" of Cornell. "I'm at a loss," said Meyer of his recent attempts to come up with a new term. "In other words, I'm annihilated, beat, crushed, defeated, embarrassed, flogged, gone, hindered, impeded, janked, knocked out, licked, massacred, neutralized, overwhelmed, pulverized, quelled, ruined, slaughtered, thrashed, undone, vanquished, whomped, x'd-out�y'know, zapped.

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