Whiny Bitch Roommate Won't Stop Being a Whiny Bitch
Derek Stone
Issue date: 11/30/07 Section: Campus Life
Do you know who is a whiny bitch? Quentin Miller '11 is a whiny bitch, say sources. These very same sources agree that Miller should have specified on his roommate form that he did not want to live with a Nightwanderer if he did not want to live with a Nightwanderer. Miller's roommate stated recently that he "should be able to consume aural sustenance whenever I so require, especially after Quentin spends the whole day listening to that Waylon Jennings drivel." Though Stone respects Miller's decision to consort with the Dayrovers, he finds it irritating that Miller awakens screaming and trembling uncontrollably every single time Stone tries to wind down with a little Deadstar Assembly. Said Stone, "Grow a fucking pair."
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Bkost
posted 3/10/10 @ 2:04 PM EST
Bro you shouldnt be playing annoying ass metal when other people are trying to sleep. I hate my whiny roommate too but thats just irritating.
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