I'm Totally Going to Write About This on My Blog!
Hallie Cantor
Issue date: 10/24/08 Section: Opinion
Omigod, you guys. This is unbelievable. I'm totally going to write about this on my blog! Seriously. This is even crazier than the time that guy tried to hit on Becca at Liquid by telling her that he was a retired Navy Captain. (I mean he wasn't even wearing a uniform! You don't remember that?! You can see it in my facebook photos…I think it's under Sophomore Year, November, Part 4, Album A.)
But this is way more bizarre! And once I post about it, everyone is going to know. According to Google Analytics I have readers from all over the WORLD. And for everyone who says one girl can't make a difference, I'll have you know that my blog is the first hit when you Google "why hasn't he called" + "drunkface" + "obama '08." So, yeah, I'd say I have SOME IMPACT, wouldn't you?
I really can't wait to get to my computer and AT LEAST Twitter this. (My Twitter right now is about this wild dream I had last night, you have to hear about it! You were there, and that girl from our linguistics class- you know the one with the really ugly glasses, like, she thinks they make her look SO hip- and she kept talking to our boyfriends. But then they weren't really our boyfriends, they were Abraham Lincoln and Thomas Jefferson? You know? Then they both turned into my dad. So weird.)
But this is even weirder, and pretty soon my voice will be heard! The public cares about what I blog about! Just last month I got this e-mail from this nice lady in Nigeria who needed some information on an American bank account so she could transfer her money, and that my assistance was needed (I guess my post about saving up to buy new Uggs really impressed her?). She did make kind of a lot of grammatical errors, though. I blame the education system in Nigeria!
Come to think of it, I should really blog about that too. Right after I post about this. The world needs to know, okay?
But this is way more bizarre! And once I post about it, everyone is going to know. According to Google Analytics I have readers from all over the WORLD. And for everyone who says one girl can't make a difference, I'll have you know that my blog is the first hit when you Google "why hasn't he called" + "drunkface" + "obama '08." So, yeah, I'd say I have SOME IMPACT, wouldn't you?
I really can't wait to get to my computer and AT LEAST Twitter this. (My Twitter right now is about this wild dream I had last night, you have to hear about it! You were there, and that girl from our linguistics class- you know the one with the really ugly glasses, like, she thinks they make her look SO hip- and she kept talking to our boyfriends. But then they weren't really our boyfriends, they were Abraham Lincoln and Thomas Jefferson? You know? Then they both turned into my dad. So weird.)
But this is even weirder, and pretty soon my voice will be heard! The public cares about what I blog about! Just last month I got this e-mail from this nice lady in Nigeria who needed some information on an American bank account so she could transfer her money, and that my assistance was needed (I guess my post about saving up to buy new Uggs really impressed her?). She did make kind of a lot of grammatical errors, though. I blame the education system in Nigeria!
Come to think of it, I should really blog about that too. Right after I post about this. The world needs to know, okay?
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